The Third Democratic Republic of Grand Principality of Sissania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alecinder Kijel Peras with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.82 billion Síhans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Siĥani economy, worth 142 trillion Siĥan Pièqs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,279 Siĥan Pièqs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, replacement organs are grown in vats, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Principality of Sissania's national animal is the Slow Loris, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Inalist Axonite.

Grand Principality of Sissania is ranked 24,363^rd in the world and 61^st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,409.28 on the Gilded Widget Scale.